Party Cannon Release New Album ‘Injuries Are Inevitable’ via Unique Leader Records

Friday, April 26, 2024 – Let’s get this Party (Cannon) started! The purveyors of Scotland’s finest party slam have unleashed their new album out into the world, ‘Injuries Are Inevitable’ and the official music video for Bonus Ambulance (via Unique Leader Records). Leading up to today’s release, the band shared Weird, But Not Illegal and Not Immediately Life Threatening.Speaking about Bonus Ambulance and the video, Party Cannon bassist Clankenstein commented:

Blastbeats. You love them, we’ve got them. Death metal has evolved beyond the need for songs without them. This is one of the most punishing, guttural songs we’ve ever written. And by ‘punishing’, I mean punishing ourselves because this song is an absolute nightmare to play. Lots of BRODEQUIN and DISGORGE vibes on this one with an unhealthy dose of the most intelligence-void slam riffs and pitch-shifted LDOH style vocals. If you didn’t need to shower before then you will after hearing this, because it is rancid.

The video was filmed at a graveyard in Bo’ness, Scotland and features an evil cult summoning the anti-Party Slam demon played by our good friend and long time collaborate Hamish Maguire who you may know from the bands LACERATION, OMNIPOTENT HYSTERIA and INIQUITOUS SAVAGERY. We really get what’s coming to us in this video, we’ve been guilty of ruining death metal for a while now and it’s about time someone summoned a bodybuilding demon to deal with us. As with the previous videos, this was produced and directed by our guy Calum McMillan and features SFX work by Katie Cooper and Bailey from Scapegoat.” Stream ‘Injuries Are Inevitable’ in all of its slammingest glory at the link here, and watch the Bonus Ambulance music video in the thumbnail below.

INJURIES ARE INEVITABLE
Party Cannon
Track Listing:

1. Weird, But Not Illegal
2. Test The Chute
3. Not Immediately Life Threatening
4. Layne Staley Went Down The Slip n’ Slide
5. Alpine Spine
6. 1983
7. Cannonball Loop
8. Safety Is Not Priority
9. Bonus Ambulance
10. Human Slime

Party Cannon will bring the heat across Europe on the EU VOMITOUR 2024 kicking off in one week with Cognitive as support. For ticket information please click here.

EU VOMITOUR 2024 Dates:

May 3 – HAMBURG, GERMANY
May 5 – COPENHAGEN, DENMARK
May 7 – ESSEN, GERMANY
May 8 – CHARLEROI, BELGIUM
May 9 – AARAU, SWITZERLAND
May 10 – AUGSBURG, GERMANY
May 11 – DARMSTADT, GERMANY
May 13 – ERFURT, GERMANY
May 14 – OSNABRÜCK, GERMANY
May 15 -. KORTRIJK, BELGIUM
May 16 – ALKMAAR, NETHERLANDS
May 17 – EINDHOVEN, NETHERLANDS
May 18 – ARNHEIM, NETHERLANDS

PARTY CANNON are BACK with their HEAVIEST, SLAMMINGEST, and DUMBEST album yet; an overwhelming helping of the henchest and most nauseating Party Slam. The band have doubled down on their signature Party Slam style to bring you an experience so IQ-lowering, so soul-crushing, so life expectancy-reducing that we recommend you wear a helmet while listening for your own safety. ‘Injuries Are Inevitable’ takes us on a deep dive of the infamous Action Park; the world’s un-safest theme park. Through the medium of guttural vocals, rapid blast beats, and anabolic slam riffs you will be taken on an immersive 4D experience of the debauchery, partying, and downright irresponsibility this iconic park had to offer. 

No admission for cowards, big dumb party riffs only.

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